Jiri Sedlák

-I believe (as this is a sort of goodbye) that everybody´s writing will be so sweet that after reading them you would want to throw up your brain. In order to prevent that I will try to make my post a little bit more bearable. We´ll see how it goes. Also I want to apologize for my English in advance because I´m not a native, eh?

When I first met Janine (not literally) we were at intro-camp where I was slightly more drunk then her and that´s why/when she immediately fell for me:-* .  We enjoyed conversations about hunting bears, fishing for salmon, ice skating, ice-hockey and pouring maple syrup on just about everything you can possibly imagine (including other peoples hair).  She loved it so much that she basically insisted on having the conversation over and over (I think she told me like 5 times). Also I will remember me arriving back to the room pretty wasted and telling her a fairy-tale about herself. Yes the intro-camp was a magical place where we became frenemies 4 life.

Second important milestone was when I was so kind to invite Janine for a dinner (because I knew she WAS absolutely incapable of cooking). But she already had a dinner scheduled with other people. Me – being kind of desperate (as I needed to get dinner in quite short time to leave for my training) I had to accept the “invitation” to their dinner. I think that was the point where I met Laura and Jessica (Sticky).

Well then we kind of hit it off :-D . She definitely couldn´t resist my charming personality. I was constantly calling her a bitch and fatso and she was flattered/intimidated by that. Of course she knew that I don´t mean it at all. It´s just my way of testing people if they are able to survive my presence. And she – being a professional psychologist – told me my diagnosis = you are weirdo.
Well -  why not :-D being regular and boring sucks. (I´m pretty much sure that you know a lot about that too, right :-D ? ). (If you don’t believe me that I´m a regular human I can send you some stuff from the psychologist who tested me for me for my extracurricular study :-D – I´m not sure that there was written something like that though).

So far I described Janine as a flawless person so this paragraph will be about the stuff I didn´t like about her. Take this as a stuff you should think about, not be too much concerned about (sure I love you :-*).

Firstly – accept people as they are – you can´t change them. Just think that you met them because there is something you can/have to learn from them.

Second thing is your intensive stare when you want to express – “you are too drunk (you aren´t making sense) to speak to me”. Just try to use words next time :-D . We can take it and next time we might try to prevent that (by not drinking/improving our English/not speaking to you).

But at the end of the exchange, Janine was perfect. She is the definition of beauty, she can cook, she is hard working and she is just about the most perfect bitch. Therefore if there is someone from Janine’s friends who is reading this stuff and they are considering to go to exchange. I would definitely recommend them to do that – they might not be able to become as awesome as Janine did. 

But it is absolutely worth it. (Despite the fact that Janine had to sweep hair of the floor in hair saloon of all the Canadian people in the Canada to be able to pay for her exchange).

In conclusion, meeting Janine was great. She introduced me to her friends who are also great (freaks). And without them (her) my stay in Tilburg would be so fucking boring.

This post even though based on truth is sometimes remotely distant from the stuff that actually happened. People mentioned here are either unrealistically drunk or unrealistically sober so I do not recommend anyone recreating above mentioned stuff. Also the post might contain some language not approved by people using English in regular life (not just among international students).

She´s so Canadian that maple syrup drips from her mouth when she speaks, eh.

I will remember you whenever I see a cat I think – so you did a pretty good job being a cat freak :-D

I hope that you will think of me in a good way when Czech Republic comes up J.

I asked my friends what do they think of when I say Canada – They mentioned a lot of regular stuff like: Maple syrup, Ice hockey, beautiful nature …. But I just want to mention the most “interesting” (insulting) stuff. Sorry in advance :-D

-       They are trustful and polite rednecks

-       They have square heads

-       A lot of farting (south park – Terrance and Phillip show)

-       Living in wooden houses

On the other hand I was not such an asshole to YOU after all as I also did some nice stuff for YOU too J

Some stuff I just recalled

-       Rushing to her when she fell on the stairs

-       Baking her cake with her favourite icing (at least take on that)

-       Biking her home during night when I knew that the party at her place is over for sure and I had to return to my place on my own

-       Cooking with her during mentor dinner even though I already cooked twice before

-       Seriously wtf – I just realized that I´m too nice – I should be more mean :-D

Keep on smiling – you are good at that :-P

(Ok my post is too sweet after all – excuse me I´m going to throw up now - big time )